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Millie Rainshadow
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Hey There!
I like animals books and anime more than anything (though I guess I should add family and friends :P) and my life = computer and horses. That is it. I have no motivation.
Step 1: Assemble the necessary materials: paints, canvas, and cats are a must. Optional are band-aids, disinfectant, polysporin, towels, mops, bubble wrap, kitchen mitts, hockey masks, clamps, and shields. 
Step 2: Dress appropriately. Long sleeves, long pants (preferably padded), oven mitts, eye protection. Optional hockey mask may also be worn.
Step 3: Get the cats. If you do not have a cat, often they lurk in neighbours garden, and due to the nature of cats no owner will bat an eye if they go missing for a couple hours. If the cats are already obtained, search  your house. Beds, under beds, closets, vent ducts, sock drawers, and coat pockets. If not, search the garden. Surely Muffy is just wandering. Check the block. Check the neighbourhood. Check the city. If Muffy is still not found, wait a few hours and check again. Once Muffy is located, reasonable methods of containment are allowed: hands, baby carriages, arms, boxes, bags, and anything that enables adequate protection of your skin.
Step 4: Ask the cat to sit.
Step 5: Ask the cat to stay. 
Step 6: Ask the cat to sit again. 
Step 7: Using hands, tell the cat to sit and stay a little more firmly.
Step 8: Nurse wounds. Apply bandaids and polysporin. 
Step 9: Locate the cat (most likely under the bed. Whenever you ascertain cat has not gone outside, lock the door just to be sure).
Step 10: Move cat, painting and self-medication to a small, contained room. No open ventilation shafts, trap doors, or cat flaps are a must.
Step 11: Ask the cat to sit.
Step 12: Pour a whole bag of treats in front of the cat and ask him to sit again.
Step 13: While he is eating, ready the paint.
*In the next couple steps, speed is of the essence
Step 14: Lightning fast, grab your cat, restrain him between your legs, and plop Muffy's paws in the paint. 
Step 15: Dab the paws on canvas as many times as desired.
Step 16: Lunge out of the way as Muffy goes for a quick revenge, making sure to take the canvas out of the way as well unless you want to repeat steps 11-14 again. And again. And again.
Step 17: Apply more bandaids and polysporin. Muffy is quite angry now, but you have a lovely memento of him for years to come. Perhaps a trifle smudged, but c'est la vie... or rather, c'est les chats.

Look for my upcoming instalment of Arts and Crafts with Cats, entitled "How to Wash Paint Off Your Cats Paws while Hissing."

****DISCLAIMER: I do not claim to have verified the validity of this process. No cats were harmed in the making of this journal (as if I would ever be so cruel as to name my cat Muffy).

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Doomslicer Featured By Owner Jun 6, 2015
Thanks for the Watch 
Destiny-FaithAngel Featured By Owner Apr 15, 2015  Professional Digital Artist
Thank you so much for the faves!!!!! ^_^
Destiny-FaithAngel Featured By Owner Apr 5, 2015  Professional Digital Artist
Thank you so much for the faves and watch!!!! ^_^
DanTherrien101 Featured By Owner Mar 2, 2015  Professional Interface Designer
Sorry this is so late but thanks so much for the +Watch!!! :D
greenmapple17 Featured By Owner Feb 6, 2015
Thank you for the watch! :)
Shion561 Featured By Owner Jan 5, 2015  Student General Artist
thnks 4 the fave!
ChibiMagics Featured By Owner Dec 30, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Thank you for all the faves and the watch! ^^
PrincessAndDragon Featured By Owner Dec 8, 2014

Thank you for taking the time out to watch my works. It means such a great deal to me that you enjoy my art! If you want to know more here is my facebook page… (photos, cosplay, props, armors, commissions).


BeautifulBuccaneer Featured By Owner Nov 19, 2014   General Artist
Thank you for watching and the fav! Little Pixel Heart 
Llama Emoji-23 (Shyness) [V1] 
MrSunnytale Featured By Owner Nov 7, 2014  Hobbyist
thank you for the :+fav:
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